[EL NYSA] IC INBOX

[flashystyle]

●●○○○ THESA

Dorian Pavus
@sparkler (33), Tevinter, Thedas

CONTACT

IGNORE

I WAS A: Incredibly privileged know-it-all with a family complex. I got better.

I'M SKILLED IN: Talking about myself excessively. Calling everyone names. Also, some magic and archiving.

I'M LOOKING FOR: A way to stop feeling so helpless in the absence of home.

ALSO, I'M: Very tired. All the time.

Comments

voice; un: r.lutece

[originallutece]

Mr. Pa--

[Ah. Wait.]

Dorian. I've an experiment I require assistance with, if you're interested.

voice

[flashystyle]

[There's a smile in his tone already.]

Oh? I wouldn't miss seeing you need assistance for the world. Where am I heading?

text, u.n: j.watson

[enarms]

[ what's this???? it's a photo of one of the medicine outpost signs, focused specifically on Dorian's name. and then, accompanying, just: ]

👍

text -> voice

[flashystyle]

[Dorian was hardly awake when his phone went off, so it takes a few minutes of mustering up the willpower to look at it. Blearily, he opens the text. Seconds later, somewhere, he fell out of bed trying to get out of it.]

Tlel me yoe name is to!!

[No, fuck this. Calling him is so much easier. He's still on the floor.]

Your name is up there as well, yes?! I don't know how to make these pictures bigger.

text, you know who tf it is

[chaoticlootral]

[these start piling in at 2am, and will absolutely not stop until he picks up the phone]

Dorian
Dorian
Do
Ri
An
😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
My man, I know you aren't asleep.
You've got read receipts on.
Dorian
Dorian
My dude this is getting excessive just reply, you're gonna like this I promise.

who?

[flashystyle]

I was waiting for some grand admittance of why you want my attention so very badly.

If it's anything less than a secret pining for me, I'm going to be disappointed.

Voice: Un: Inquisitor A week before the gala

[heraldsdawn]

Dorian, hello. You heard about what's coming up soon, right?

I was wondering if I could possibly get your help on something.

[flashystyle]

Oh, do you even have to ask? Finally, something to rival the Winter Palace without anyone back home to disappoint. A chance to shame the ancestors - but also show of how much better dressed we all were. Of course I know, dear Lavellan.

How can I be of service?

Tis the season!

[seagoing]

[With the morning comes a package inside at the foot of the door, wrapped in shiny wrapping paper and tied in a bow. Inside the wrapped box is a glass wine decanter in the shape of a snake and two glasses, nestled with a dark bottle of wine.

There's a card tucked inside too, with an imprint of someone's lipstick on one side and scrawly handwriting on the other. It reads:

'I saw this and thought of you, thought you'd appreciate the drama. Invite me over for a drink sometime, so I can put the extra glass to use.

Cheers, Isabela']

new year's

[shashka]

[ Dorian will find a collection of truly wonderful outfits, enclosed with a small note:

"I promise DD hasn't touched any of these.

Happy New Year.

- Ocelot"

he hopes that they're to Dorian's taste. ]

action | christmas

[poolhall_killer]

[During the holiday, Dorian will receive a wrapped box containing a leather-bound journal intended for any kinds of notes and ideas he desires, and a pair of socks. There's a note attached:]

I hope this serves you well during research. Have a good holiday. - V

text, again, u know who tf it is, and possibly have his number blocked

[chaoticlootral]

Free up your schedule we have some business to work out homie
muy importanto it's life or death

he unblocked his number bc he owes him money, where is it

[flashystyle]

Read at not-a-single-soul-cares o'clock, try again later!

action; god knows when in january

[originallutece]

I've something to show you.

[They aren't drunk. They've gotten drunk a few times before, but this is only tipsy, the two of them splitting a bottle of spiced wine between them. It's late on Friday evening, and though it's likely they'll end up working tomorrow, officially, they've nothing on the schedule. They can stay up as long as they like, and so it's almost midnight and they've no plan to head to bed anytime soon.

She's feeling lovely and warm, cheerful in a reckless sort of way she normally never is. They've been chatting about this and that, flitting from subject to subject with drunken ease. From gossip about workmates to the man Dorian's been bedding to her own paramours, and now . . .]

I still haven't shown you Robert, have I?

[But she's spoken of him. She hasn't described his appearance at all, but it's far past time her roommate is in on the joke.]

[flashystyle]

[There's no way to replicate the feeling of home, but Dorian thinks this moments like these are what comes the closest. The nights they spend talking are nice, and though all they often do reckless things that should make him feel the contrary, spending them like this... It's safety, security.

So he's grinning already when Rosalind speaks up, and he grins even wider when she brings the man up. Maker, he has no idea he's going to have a rug pulled out from under him. Be gentle.]

That you haven't. How am I to know to sweep him off his feet if I don't know what the man looks like?

text, backdated to the 1st Feb, 1:39.a.m.

[enarms]

Pinch punch first of the month

[flashystyle]

[Somewhere, there is a soft "what the fuck" before John gets an answer.]

Why must you hurt me this way dear John

PLOT TEXT, j.watson

[enarms]

Dorian are you there?

[ the list of people who are actually responding is horribly short ]

[flashystyle]

The one time I’m glad to hear from you. No, surprisingly I’m not damsal in distress material

[Apparently, crisis only heightens his sarcasm.]

Are you alright?

on the 18th

[vorrutyer]

Prior has gone missing.

[flashystyle]

Are you certain he's missing? When did you last see him?

voice - to - text : un: priorly

[priorly]

Are you staying on the station tonight?

[flashystyle]

I’ve made a bed for myself, yes. Are you still here?

misfire | un: jtk

[willrevile]

Did you leave your underwear here or is this the weirdest psychological vandalism?

god bless you

[flashystyle]

I left it there, of course. I need an excuse to come back to your bed.

[misfire UN:M.Edgeworth]

[milesedgelord]

...It's absolutely ridiculous, he just saunters around like that and all I want to do is to throw him down and fuck him hard.

I'm incensed. Why must he be so obtuse?

[flashystyle]

I don't think you should stop at throwing him down. Why not put some rope into play? That will show him.

un: swan (misfire)

[sheriffing]

I accidentally told him that he reminds me of my father. Just give me a rock so I can crawl under it and die.

[flashystyle]

You should go back and tell him he looks tortured. That'll really sell you as a bedmate.

"misfire", un: nash

[latkje]

Do you think this fits?

[ attached is a picture of Nash, but with a scarf covering his whole face, like some dreadfully impractical turban ]

at last... he's asking for advice...

[flashystyle]

Perfectly. It covers all your less flattering features.

un: Rivaini, misfire 4/1

[seagoing]

As much as I love adventure perhaps next time we have sex we can do it somewhere besides a dirty back alley? It was fun, but from the way the guards looked at me once we left I'm pretty sure at least one of them heard us.

[flashystyle]

I heard a rumor it was all of them. They talk about it in the barracks.

Happy April 1! | text | un:noneofurbusiness

[smithandwesson]

Hello.
I am here on word of a mutual friend of ours that you were in need of my services.
I've already gathered the proper paperwork and have an overview plan in terms of options and ceremonies you would prefer.
If you would like to provide a date in which we can meet up for an interview I'd be happy to meet in person.

And congratulations.


The union between two people is a miraculous thing as seen in the eyes of all gods.

i'm crying

[flashystyle]

Thank you, I'm eternally gratefully to be wedded by such an esteemed man. When and where will we be meeting?

text; un: theEND (misfire)

[winddaughter]

I can't believe I was back in that pod!! At least I didn't get jettisoned out again, but really? Look at all this time I've lost! I don't even know where to start!

[flashystyle]

You should start by donating money. It'll make you feel like a good person. Specifically to number 012 on the street by the Nobles District.

misfire | un: carter

[revlon]

Darling, I mean this as kindly as possible, but for God's sake stay in bed.

[flashystyle]

Darling, I mean this as kindly as possible, but you snore terribly loudly.

text, un: j.watson 1/2

[enarms]

Sherlock's here!

[enarms]

Sorry all, I think I sent that to half the planet.

[text]

[priorly]

[IMG ATTACHMENT]

[flashystyle]

You've finally found something more adorable than you are. I scarcely thought it possible.

voice » un: killjoy / forward dated to once they're all on the station

[motivation]

Hey. ( does she sound tired? she sounds tired. ) You okay?

voice » un: nightingale / forward dated to once they're all on the station

[ettersberg]

Dorian. I trust you've made it to the station all right?