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[flashystyle]

●●○○○ THESA

Dorian Pavus
@sparkler (33), Tevinter, Thedas

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I WAS A: Incredibly privileged know-it-all with a family complex. I got better.

I'M SKILLED IN: Talking about myself excessively. Calling everyone names. Also, some magic and archiving.

I'M LOOKING FOR: A way to stop feeling so helpless in the absence of home.

ALSO, I'M: Very tired. All the time.

Comments

[seagoing]

You're right, I meant incredible.

You mean to say there's no one at all that could make you weak in the knees enough to toss rationality to the winds? Not even in a fantasy scenario?

[flashystyle]

That

is beside the point

[seagoing]

Is it really though?

Imagine a nice, incredibly attractive man so enamored with the thought of you that holding back the urge to put his hands all over you is a true test of patience. And then he gives you that look, I'm sure you know the one, that one that says 'I need you right now no matter the consequences'?

Wouldn't you be so flattered to be the cause of such a weakness to passion? I might be a damned good pirate but I'm only human.

[flashystyle]

I do know that look. You play terribly dirty, you know.

I'd at least wait until I found something of a broom closet quality. Provided they fit inside.

[seagoing]

I prefer to call it wickedly creative, based on real life events.

But see, you do understand what I mean! For what it's worth it was at least a secluded alley, there was some attempt to be discreet made out of it all.

[That last part though:]

If they fit inside? Why Dorian, have you been getting hot and heavy with handsome men that can't even fit inside of a broom closet? And you haven't told me about it?